'Gym'nastics

Hey, how's everyone?! Been busy with work for the past few weeks. As you can see, my updates have been increasingly scarce and may well be on the path to extinction. Don't worry, my learned friends ( too much law literally kills you) this blog will continue to excite, insult, and surprise all of you for years to come. (yay, big speech). Anyway, I am in the process of curbing my much-frowned-upon, 'sinful' clubbing habits and am trying to revert back to my pre-UK lifestyle which prides itself on having good physical health i.e. gym, swimming (not to mention good food)! Just to let you guys know, I haven't been exercising for quite some time now, and it's a sign that I better get a move on. I was able to drag my ass into the sports center yesterday, and from what was originally thought to be a normal exercise routine turned into a scene straight out of comedy central. Here's a brief account of Timothy's joke of the day ( it's in cantonese, which definitely spices things up):

噚日當我在運動中心裡workout那時侯（我發覺我真係好unfit），發生咗件勁搞笑的事．當我在跑步機上跑到7.5 miles per hour時（雖然唔咪話好快，但係都幾氣喘㗎），一位廿幾歲的小姐突然間在我旁邊那部機出現．見牙不見眼咁對着我笑，然之後就問我部機係點用嘅噃．好聽D就可以話佢生到有肉，直接D來講佢簡直係超肥啦．啊姐，我跑緊步㗎，點來教你呀？第一次用treadmill嘅話就應該問gym裡面D工作人員幫你，冇來煩我啦．之不過我咁friendly，既然人哋問到來，點都要幫手嘅．咁我就一路跑，一路結結卡卡咁同佢解釋點去加快速度呀，調高gradient呀，乜都講齊啦．之不過解釋完之後，我跑唔到一分鍾就忽然聽到BANG一聲，真係以為地震呀，大老！原來係隔籬嗰位大胖在機上跌咗落來，仆咗係地上呀！！！哈哈哈！當D工作人員啦啦聲咁扶佢起身那時，我不由自主地睇到旁邊位女士係咁陰陰嘴笑，我結果頂唔住就同佢一樣咁笑咗出來啦．LOL! 肥姐，就係因為妳，我冇班法完成當日的target: ２.５英里．係妳害到我笑個不停嘅！Urghh...

夠啦！見到肥婆跌嚫都笑餐飽，真無聊！I have to say it was freaking hilarious though. Anyway, I've got 20 pages of criminal law and a mini-essay on property due on Firday, it's about time I get to work. Another night of ownership, possession, actus reus and case law. sigh.

Cheers,
Tim