Chill Pill

Here's something for those who are all stressed-up by either uni applications, relationships gone bad or in some cases-UK VISA APPLICATIONS. Dumbo/funny quotes by public figures. Hope they're effective! ( if not, just swallow a gravel and get the f**k to bed ).

1."Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey, Pop Singer

2."Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

3."City fathers were hoping to raise enough money to erect a new bronze statue of the Duck of Wellington."
- BBC commentator

4."Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. president (prior to the Lewinsky scandal)

5."Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

6."Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

7."It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

8."Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

9."I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece