'Gym'nastics

Hey, how's everyone?! Been busy with work for the past few weeks. As you can see, my updates have been increasingly scarce and may well be on the path to extinction. Don't worry, my learned friends ( too much law literally kills you) this blog will continue to excite, insult, and surprise all of you for years to come. (yay, big speech). Anyway, I am in the process of curbing my much-frowned-upon, 'sinful' clubbing habits and am trying to revert back to my pre-UK lifestyle which prides itself on having good physical health i.e. gym, swimming (not to mention good food)! Just to let you guys know, I haven't been exercising for quite some time now, and it's a sign that I better get a move on. I was able to drag my ass into the sports center yesterday, and from what was originally thought to be a normal exercise routine turned into a scene straight out of comedy central. Here's a brief account of Timothy's joke of the day ( it's in cantonese, which definitely spices things up):

噚日當我在運動中心裡workout那時侯（我發覺我真係好unfit），發生咗件勁搞笑的事．當我在跑步機上跑到7.5 miles per hour時（雖然唔咪話好快，但係都幾氣喘㗎），一位廿幾歲的小姐突然間在我旁邊那部機出現．見牙不見眼咁對着我笑，然之後就問我部機係點用嘅噃．好聽D就可以話佢生到有肉，直接D來講佢簡直係超肥啦．啊姐，我跑緊步㗎，點來教你呀？第一次用treadmill嘅話就應該問gym裡面D工作人員幫你，冇來煩我啦．之不過我咁friendly，既然人哋問到來，點都要幫手嘅．咁我就一路跑，一路結結卡卡咁同佢解釋點去加快速度呀，調高gradient呀，乜都講齊啦．之不過解釋完之後，我跑唔到一分鍾就忽然聽到BANG一聲，真係以為地震呀，大老！原來係隔籬嗰位大胖在機上跌咗落來，仆咗係地上呀！！！哈哈哈！當D工作人員啦啦聲咁扶佢起身那時，我不由自主地睇到旁邊位女士係咁陰陰嘴笑，我結果頂唔住就同佢一樣咁笑咗出來啦．LOL! 肥姐，就係因為妳，我冇班法完成當日的target: ２.５英里．係妳害到我笑個不停嘅！Urghh...

夠啦！見到肥婆跌嚫都笑餐飽，真無聊！I have to say it was freaking hilarious though. Anyway, I've got 20 pages of criminal law and a mini-essay on property due on Firday, it's about time I get to work. Another night of ownership, possession, actus reus and case law. sigh.

Cheers,
Tim

我不是這樣的人

大家好．就快兩點鐘了，但是不知道為什麼還睡不到．聽日九點還有個seminar要上．唔使驚！已經做好了功課．好啦，就讓我話畀大家聽我在Bristol的生活有幾咁過癮啦！其實我這個月來都過到還好的．好大學，好朋友，好nightlife，算係乜都齊晒啦．雖然係話生活過到唔錯，但係都有好多讓我覺得煩腦的事.

好大可能大家一睇到我某d照片之後會問：點解這個男孩會變了咁wild？有d會覺得我係一個不在在乎讀書的party animal．我不是這樣的人．冇錯，英國d clubs的確係北起新加坡好多了．超勁，超好玩，超爽．但係我從來都冇忘記過我是位學生，讀書還是最重要的．大家千萬不要誤會，我已經唔係一個超底能，唔成熟的細路仔了（哈哈）．我也知道這個degree對我來講係有幾咁重要的．最緊要嘅係想話畀daddy mummy 知：您們不需要擔心，我絕對唔會嘥晒唎個咁好個機會．一定會努力讀書，唔會讓您哋失望．你哋唔係唔理解我的personality係點嘅嗎．我雖然好喜歡party，但係我好清楚我的責任是什麼．我不是這樣的人．

對於其它d"Life in Bristol"精彩標題，等下次在來報告啦！

Cheers,
Tim
(p.s. sorry about writing it in chinese, I'm still practising )

Bristol

Omg, I am so sorry, everyone! I know it's been three weeks since the last update. Have been busy+lazy as well. Anyway, it is one plus and I am supposed to be in bed right now( Have to readjust my biological clock). Since I feel so guilty about this M.I.A thing that I've got going on, I will stay up especially to tell you guys that I am doing fine here in Bristol. Am enjoying myself, with new company, new clubs and a fabulous new university. It's going to be week 2 of my timetable, and I have to say that things are going to be pretty hectic soon! I have a Law and State seminar as well as a Contract Law tutorial to prepare so I'm going to make this entry brief. What better way to fill up word spaces than uploading pictures? Here goes:
Wills Memorial Building-University of Bristol School of Law. Lucky me!

My room

Drinking session with corridor-mates
Freshers' Party
Clubbing, a-la Lawyers
Java
Pub Quiz

Bunker
MSSA gathering
A night in Stoke Bishop
Clubbing @ Syndicate. Woots! :)
Pole-Dancing.......wtf. In my defense, I was a bit tipsy....
And the night went on and on and on...
Mum and Dad (Bath'09)

Till next time!
Cheers.

Bye

Will be flying to UK in eight hours time. Wish me luck!

Btw, I crashed into a lady's car this afternoon after Cheryl and I finished facial. What are the odds, man? After a year of driving, I get involved in an accident 15 hours before I'm due to fly off? Wtf.

Will keep y'all updated when I've settled down in the University of Bristol. Woot Woot! Can't wait! :)